Brian Beat

Brian Beat is half robot / half machine. Built in the late 50s by Russian Beat-Spies, he escaped and fled to America.
Here in Pittsburgh, he designs acoustic force fields for Speaker Defense Systems. He likes long walks on the beach, candle-lit Neurofunk, and 64-bit people. He was dispatched, by Pleiadian Guru Matt Kahn, to aid the Speaker Spanker Team as they lead the world into the Love Revolution!
 
MEET THE SPANKERS!
Meet & Spank! Spank us & we’ll spank you back!